not for kids..

Claire - This was originally going to be an email to you, but then I thought about how I never rant in my blog like sean does, and I really enjoy it when sean rants, so why not share it?

Ok, so this mean bitch laura is ruining jiu jitsu for me. I seriously go and just get annoyed the moment she shows up. This irritation goes way (WAY) back (3 months is WAY today) to when Claire and I first started going to class. She snubbed us! We tried to be friendly a couple of times and she baltently snubbed us. More than many other things, I HATE being snubbed. So instantly she's on my shit list, but luckily she left and went to brazil for the rest of the summer and Claire and I met Kimmie and we had a wonderfully fun time learning how to try and kill people without killing them.

Now Claire has left (this is all your fault *wink*), and horse face has come back and it's all been downhill from there. She keep making these shitty comments to me! It's driving me crazy! Example: Today we were getting ready to do a practice move on the ground (the pass the gaurd move where you push the knee to the chin and go around) and she says to me before we even start, "Are you just scared to work with the other guys?" And in my head I'm screaming, "No you horse-face-bitch! If I can go with you, I can go with any of these guys and have a WAY better time of it!" and "Wow, you just reminded me why I hate Texas." and "I thought I was out of junior high, but you're making me reconsider." and a whole bunch of mean shit and visuals of just punching her in the face happen a lot. If she doesn't want to work with me, then FUCK OFF! Don't do it. And she ripped my pants. And I can't say that it's all cause she's such a fat bitch, cause that's my term of endearment for good friends.

Now the adult in me says (now that the bitchy little kid has gone to sleep) that I shouldn't let her bother me and I should either avoid her or learn how to kick her ass better than she kicks my ass and beat her at her own game (not sure if that last one was really the adult or the little kid caught the adult napping). Unfortunately both of them take a lot of work, and when I'm in my I hate that bitch mood, lots of work doesn't sound like the answer I want, but then neither does quitting.

At least Dave called her on her crappy eye make-up today.

And.. I had some great pics to put in here, but blogger is grumpy and isn't letting me. So maybe tomorrow.